Paul Daniels & the "camp waiter"

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Topic created by Martha
on Sun, 4 Jun 2006 at 09:21


Martha, Sun, 4 Jun 2006 at 09:21
Here is Paul in his own wondering why a waiter at a champagne function did not know the words to "Ole Man River"!!!! & talking about his anus.
****a very camp waiter who, although black, did not know the words to 'Ole Man River'.****
****At last I can sit on the toilet seats without danger of losing my masculinity****
****then I had to lay on one side whilst he shoved a finger up my backside and had a grope around and again, thankfully, found nothing. Two things from that: I don't want to be a doctor and I didn't shake hands with him on the way out****
Simply charming.

Terry TankTop, Sun, 4 Jun 2006 at 18:18
No surprise.
Who's the most obnoxious celebrity you've ever had the misfortune of meeting?Jane Hurst, Norwich
That magician, Paul Daniels. Vile. I met him on my first ever appearance on Saturday Superstore in the '80s. We had to review pop videos and I had an off-camera row with him. I made some comment about one of the bands, and he said, At least they're talented. And then I said, Well, at least they're not wearing a wig. He was really homophobic.
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Les, Mon, 5 Jun 2006 at 08:49

Danny La Rue also threw a cup of egg nog in his face during a rehersal for "Christmas with The Stars" (1981)

Lawdy Lawks, Mon, 5 Jun 2006 at 09:57

Paul's favourite tipple? Gin & BITTERS.....
"TV - who wants to work on TV?” he said.” There’s no money in it. Television is the crap end of magic. It's the bottom end of show business and it's never been my major source of income."

"Unnamed Sauce", Mon, 5 Jun 2006 at 15:13
ho ho ho, Green Giant!
Paul also famously attacks mediums like Doris Stokes and even the kindly Uri Geller.
He is always calling up radio stations and the papers....somehow the Sunday People got the idea that he was destined to be the next Dr Who! Wonder how that happened, dear!
An unnamed source (funny how they are always so shy) said, "Paul may seem an extraordinary choice, but he would make a very entertaining Time Lord.
"He may even be able to use his magic to defeat enemies like the Daleks and Cybermen."
Alternatively he could bore them to death.

Paul Daniels News FlasH!, Thu, 15 Jun 2006 at 18:46
Paul Daniels has stopped flushing his toliet - see .


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