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Topic created by Martha
on Tue, 30 May 2006 at 19:43


Martha, Tue, 30 May 2006 at 19:43

Batwoman is Back...and She's Gay!
Steve Marshall Reporting
NEW YORK, NY (KNX) -- A long-dead DC Comics heroine is coming back to life.
Batwoman, who was killed by the League of Assassins and the Bronze Tiger in 1979 after a 23-year run, is making a comeback with some startling changes to her persona.
Batwoman...real name Kathy scheduled to appear in 52, a year-long DC Comics publication that made its debut this month.
In her new incarnation, Batwoman is a "lipstick lesbian," a rich socialite who has a romantic history with another 52 character, former police detective Renee Montoya.
The 52 series is set in a world in which established superheroes like Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman are no longer a factor.
Batwoman has been given a whole new look and just part of several ethnically and sexually diverse characters who are entering the DC world.
Others include Mexican teenager Blue Beetle - who replaces the character's previous white incarnation - and the Great Ten, a government-sponsored team of Chinese superheroes.
Regular characters The Atom and Firestorm, meanwhile, have been reinvented as Asian and black heroes respectively.
The characters are part of a wider effort to broaden the make-up of comic-book creations in line with society as a whole.

Anonymous, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 07:38
They did the same to Enid Blyton, PC thugs! They couldn't make Batman more gay if they tried.

Jewish Mama, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 19:18
No Jewish superhero? Captain Kosher perhaps?

Martha "Shokhet", Fri, 2 Jun 2006 at 12:42
Kosher Rules:
Meat That Is Not Allowed
Any animal which does not both chew its cud and have a split hoof, such as rabbit or hare, pig, horse, dog or cat.
Fowl That Is Not Allowed
In most general terms, birds of prey are not allowed.
Fish That Is Not Allowed
All shellfish (shrimp, lobster, clams, oysters, scallops, etc.) and crustaceans (crabs, crayfish/crawfish, etc.)
Scavengers/"Bottom-feeders" (such as catfish, monkfish), unless they have fins and scales.
No more vulture fricassee or traditional cat and eel pie, dear.

Rabbi Joe Camel, Fri, 2 Jun 2006 at 16:25
Meat loaf containing camel meat are also not kosher. Camel curry with almonds and corriander is OUT!

Martha, Sat, 3 Jun 2006 at 08:14
"a wider effort to broaden the make-up of comic-book creations in line with society as a whole"
To quote Francis Fulford "total fucking bollocks"
If they want to mirror society they'll need a character who smokes pot, carries a knife, wears "a hoody" and beats up old ladies. How about ASBO BOY?

Anonymous, Sat, 3 Jun 2006 at 10:21
i used to like Wonder WOMAN....fighting for your rights in your satin tights...COOL


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