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Topic created by Martha
on Tue, 30 May 2006 at 14:43
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Martha, Tue, 30 May 2006 at 14:43
Paul Daniels slams Big Brother
Celebrity X-Factor rejects Paul Daniels and wife Debbie McGee lashed out at reality shows Big Brother and I'm a Celebrity dismissing them as the most boring shows on TV.
The couple, who were voted off X-Factor after failing to impress viewers last night, laid into other reality shows, dismissing Big Brother contestants "the bottom end of the market."
Today at a press conference following the ejection Paul said: "The reason I won't go on Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity is because there is nothing to do. I consider them to be the most boring shows on TV because nothing happens.
"I'm not really interested in people getting into bed with each other because people do that - big deal."
He added: "It drives me nuts. I switched on the other night and within a minute I heard some guy on about his buddies, four letter words flying.
"I thought there is no fun in this, there's no entertainment, this is people being disgusting. They are the bottom end of the market, where do they find them?"
Jewish Mama, Tue, 30 May 2006 at 16:07
So what? Daniels and that old trout Debbie need the publicity. Gone are the dreadful days when that awful dwarf patronised the nation with his cheesy humour and tired old tricks. The BBC gave him the boot. I hate them both.
Jewish Mama, Tue, 30 May 2006 at 16:09
"where do they find them?" asks balding twat Daniels! Where do we find YOU thesedays, dear? Doing panto & "Summer Specials" in Skegness? Do you think those two actually screw?
Not a Lot (Trousers Dept), Tue, 30 May 2006 at 19:05
Do you think those two actually screw?
They must! Their son and heir - Wizbit Daniels -wasn't conceived in a top hat!
Ha ha this-a-way, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 07:45
Wizbit Daniels is a sectioned entertainer in his own right. He performs on the student circuit with his soft rock emsemble, Wizbit & Willy.
Wizbit Records:
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Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
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Ostagazuzulum, that was the magic word
Ostagazuzulum, my oh my
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He can do magic, magic, magic!
Magic a rabbit, eight feet high
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Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
Ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way, ha ha this-a-way, my oh my
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Debbie must be proud!
Ostagazuzulum, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 09:07
Audio here:
http://tv.cream.org/specialassignments/themes/wizbit.mp3
Anonymous, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 11:05
Debbie is too "busy" with other things!
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http://www.debbiemcgeemodels.com/
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Just 129 quid and she'll set you on the road to stardom! One day you could be just like her! WOW!
Huggy, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 12:05
I saw Wizbit & Willy at Mother Shipton's Cave in 1986. Amazing!
Blakey, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 13:16
I do not think so.
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Wizbit has a history similar to Captain Pugwash. The Wizbit series is littered with double entendres placed by the script writer - Pete "Big Daddy" McTaggart.
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Eg:- Wizbit's nemesis is called Professor Doom (hidden: MRS POOF ROD) he lives in a giant FIST in the sky. No further explanation needed.
Bill S., Wed, 31 May 2006 at 14:12
I do not know about Mrs Poof Rod! Paul is well known for making stupid, and very bitter bitchy, remarks. This one follwed him getting sacked by the BBC.
"You look at Ally McBeal or Friends and you see absolutely brilliant comedy writing, then it's gone. This stuff is as clever as anything Shakespeare wrote, but it's gone and it will never be seen again."
Paul Daniels.
Daddy's Sauce, Wed, 31 May 2006 at 15:37
Re:Pugwash / Wizbit.....................
Utter BOLLOCKS I am afraid. Roger the Cabin Boy, Seaman Staines and Master Bates NEVER appeared in Captain PUGWASH. They were apocryphal. The same goes for MRS POOF ROD.
Blakey, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 06:22
Attemntion: Daddy's Sauce,
Thank you for your contribution....given that you are something of a TV "expert"...please explain "Connie Lingus" ...the Irish 4 leaf clover that Professor Doom ( aka Mrs Poof Rod) sent to "swallow" Willy....Willy was the gigantic (hello!) white rabbit. His instruction was "gobble him Connie". Was this the reason that "Big Daddy" McTaggart and the Wizbit series were dumped in the BBC's trash can? It is well known that Daniels (he funded it) was trying to suck up to the Thatcher Govt - with his kids series that combined magic and mind numbing puzzles. He hated Grange Hill!
This pissed of the lefty intelligentia at the BBC - hence Connie.
Mark O'Brian, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 08:51
Funny! Fascinating! Thanks to whoever placed the link. Peter McTaggart was a freelance writer and a good friend. I am not aware that he wrote the script for Wizbit and Peter certainly did not work for the BBC. There is no such charachter as Connie Lingus in Wizbit (1986). Poppers appear in Absolutely Fabulous (Sex1995) in answer to the original question.
Blakey, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 16:49
Connie Lingus was an Irish 4 leaf clover (for a head) and also had enormous black boots. When Coonie arrives in Puzzleopolous she asks Madam Martinka where she can "find Willy" She has an enormously long tongue and is controlled by Prof. Doom from his fist shaped home floating above Puzzleopolous. You do not need to be an expert on Freud to realise what is going on! Daniel's once remarked that if Labour won the election - he would leave the country...when they did a newspaper sent round a removal lorry. Loved by the public? Not a lot.
Blakey, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 17:09
BTW Mark, According to Gavin Thomas, Castle Creep (home of Prof Doom) is an anagram of "See rectal CP"
Jewish Mama, Thu, 1 Jun 2006 at 19:19
this is getting very weird.
Hooj Choons, Fri, 2 Jun 2006 at 12:06
do you mean Wizbit and Ponder? Tres cool!
Anonymous, Fri, 2 Jun 2006 at 17:07
silly billy! NO SUCH CHAR. AS CONNIE LINGUS OR WILLY! DO YOU MEAN WOOLY? THE RABBIT? pROB BASED ON HARVEY (1950) WITH James Stewart.
Anonymous, Sat, 3 Jun 2006 at 10:02
Ummmmmm.....ummmm.....There used to a dart board in a well known South London gay "drinking hole" with a pic of Debbie & Paul. Methinks the same crowd are the authors of this crackpot thread. The animosity is based upon an "incident" in TV land during the 90's - a well known drag queen was involved.
TankTop Terry, Sun, 4 Jun 2006 at 18:12
Oh Gary! do you mean the Boy George incident:- Hardly a secret! From an interview:
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I remember that silly old codger Paul Daniels being really vile to you on a Saturday morning kids show years ago. What other nasty homophobic celebrities have you had the displeasure to meet? Simon, Aberystwyth
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(Laughs) I remember being at this 'Evening with Rod Stewart' and some footballers being hostile, I can't remember their names now. Most famous people are very careful not to be openly homophobic. You're more likely to get it out in the clubs and on the street. I've had little kids scream 'Batty man' at me. Some famous people are obviously uptight about it but they'd never say it to your face. The Paul Daniels thing was really early on, and we were reviewing videos. I said some comment about about some video that wasn't particularly bitchy. And Paul Daniels muttered out the side of his mouth, 'At least they're talented' and off camera I said, 'At least they're not wearing a silly wig.' In the early days there was a lot of hostility. People had heard us but not seen us until we went on the Top of the Pops. After that Radio stations and Children's telly programmes were wondering what I was. They couldn't be seen supporting a drag queen. It was too late because people had seen us and fallen in love with us.
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